he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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