i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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