how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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