i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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