yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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