soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
