eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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