well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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