Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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