well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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