But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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