We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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