Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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