Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dick very happy bro
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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