the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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