Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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