Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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