I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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