Are we in a gay sports bar?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
tell me about the eggs
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