So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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