Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
