dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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