Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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