And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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