i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
