yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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