Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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