Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You don't make any sense
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