I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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