I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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