I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
