brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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