She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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