Nicole vs. Life
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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