CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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