I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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