I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The power of my boobs compel you
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The Olympian is in my bed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I'm really busy with my period
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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