My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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