I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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