And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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