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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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