Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
