Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Hippo gnu deer
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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