She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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