There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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