this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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