We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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