I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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