I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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