Ambien. No doubt about it.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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