He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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