38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .