Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?