So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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