Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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